My sex misconceptions
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Not me
Normally six pints, maybe seven, and that's me.
That's far more drunk than i'm comfortable with (middle-lightweight, me), and (unless it's over a sizable period of time) I find it pretty tough to stomach that much.
I guess ale's a bit heavier on you though.
But ten pints? Nah. That's for people with silly alcohol tolerance and less concern for not waking up in odd places.
( , Mon 29 Sep 2008, 21:47, Reply)
Normally six pints, maybe seven, and that's me.
That's far more drunk than i'm comfortable with (middle-lightweight, me), and (unless it's over a sizable period of time) I find it pretty tough to stomach that much.
I guess ale's a bit heavier on you though.
But ten pints? Nah. That's for people with silly alcohol tolerance and less concern for not waking up in odd places.
( , Mon 29 Sep 2008, 21:47, Reply)
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