My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Turbot's got the right ideaGentlemen ... oh and that utter cunt kmwip,
Remember the most colon grinding, porridge laden, morning after a seriously fantastic vindaloo brown baguette you have ever performed?
Observe the stinky fruit of your labour, note the girth of said beastie, and then consider the statitic 32cm circumference head.
Ow ... even with shedloads of drugs.
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