My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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misconceptionsi THOUGHT sex was something that, as a man, you have to earn by endless thoughtful and selfless deeds, like some kind of monthly wage where at the end of the month, your total worth was calculated and allocated you the pussy for the next month
i THOUGHT i was no great shakes in bed, or as a boyfriend or human in general, to only get a grudging quickie once a month.
i THOUGHT my my balls were supposed to reside solely in her handbag. (metaphorically speaking)
it turned out that i was simply dating a maladjusted, manipulative, selfish bitch who i have VERY little doubt will one day turn out to be a full-blown lesbiajn not just the bisexual she currently claims to be.
i now understand i am more than capable of causing all sorts of exciting kerfuffle in the ladygarden, with some degree of skill judging by the demand for said kerfuffle, and the number of times i've had to tighten the bolts in the new bedframe... and that sex is something that in a healthy relationship, both people want, and in plentiful supply. thanks to the likely furute MrsLoaf for edumacating me :D
apologies for length? never again.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 7:57, Reply)
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