My sex misconceptions
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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imagine that as a job title
leading Civilian Rape Expert legless today has solved the madeleine mccann mystery. in an interview he was heard to say 'well, course, they raped her,probably did her with a spatula and all sorts, then put her in the boot and ditched her in the sea. stands to reason dunnit? i bet they fuckin love a bit of the old rapey-rapey.'
( , Tue 30 Sep 2008, 9:49, Reply)
leading Civilian Rape Expert legless today has solved the madeleine mccann mystery. in an interview he was heard to say 'well, course, they raped her,probably did her with a spatula and all sorts, then put her in the boot and ditched her in the sea. stands to reason dunnit? i bet they fuckin love a bit of the old rapey-rapey.'
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