My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
(
chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
« Go Back
Bit wrong, reallyMy friend lost her virginity to a bouncer when she was 14 (pretty disturbing). More disturbing is that they did it in a field, and he made her do a headstand while he shagged her.
So when she finally met a nice boy a couple of years later and they decided to have sex, she assumed the only position she knew and did a naked headstand on his bedroom floor.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:24, 3 replies)
Now maybe I'm a bitsimple but surely when doing an handstand the ladybits and gentlemanparts are going in different directions.
(
Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:58,
closed)
youhavent watched enough porn. Unlike that paedophilliac bouncer
(
I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:09,
closed)
the wheelbarrowI think that's what he is describing
(
SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:09,
closed)
« Go Back