My sex misconceptions
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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The George
My friends band played to the not-so-mythical One Man and a Dog audience in there. I turned up halfway through, saw what was happening and left before they saw me.
I cant remember the pub I used to go in Stockport, over near the market though, i'l; have to try and drive past one day.
There used to be a pub a few metres up the road, opposite. Sort of on under the bridge, notorious for letting in underage drinkers but but not me. I have a horrific story about trying to get served in there that even B3ta couldnt drag out of me. Well not yet.
( , Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:33, Reply)
My friends band played to the not-so-mythical One Man and a Dog audience in there. I turned up halfway through, saw what was happening and left before they saw me.
I cant remember the pub I used to go in Stockport, over near the market though, i'l; have to try and drive past one day.
There used to be a pub a few metres up the road, opposite. Sort of on under the bridge, notorious for letting in underage drinkers but but not me. I have a horrific story about trying to get served in there that even B3ta couldnt drag out of me. Well not yet.
( , Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:33, Reply)
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