My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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TheorySuccessfully meeting women is like learning to fly, you've got to forget to hit the ground when you fall.
I found shouting "PLEASE! PLEASE, HAVE DINNER WITH ME! OR DRINK! I LIKE DRINK! DO YOU LIKE DRINK??!! PLEASE! PLEASE!", just doesn't work. Never really worked out why, some said it was the volume, others the manic grin and staring eyes, but I suspect it was stick. They don't like sticks for some reason.
Perhaps I digress.
Never tried drugs myself, and dead girls just seem so disinterested (may explain the first of three fiancees (I wonder what the plural is of fiancee??))
Turn your back on women, my friend, and you'll probably meet one coming the other way.
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