
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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I remember when a friend of mine informed my younger brother that wanking too much doesn't actually make you go blind.
I didn't see him for a looong time after that...
Edit: Didn't see him because he kept to his room, not because I had gone blind...
( , Tue 30 Sep 2008, 16:48, 2 replies)

I didn't see that coming!
Obviously my blindness is coming back again...
( , Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:36, closed)
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