My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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When I was but a wee slip of a ladabout 8, I didn't know what a virgin was.
Being the subject of constant pisstaking, however, I thought it was something that I should never admit to.
So, when the other lads asked 8-year-old me "Are you a virgin?" I replied with "No, of course not!"
"EWWWWWWW!"
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:04, 2 replies)
ignorance is bliss?and my reply to the naughty boys in my class that kept pestering me with the same question was...i don't know. Yes, they laughed. I remember that blush-inducing moment very well.
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Itsallsugar is made up of bits of names, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:22,
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I remember that dirty trickAnd I'm ashamed to say that it got me too
children are cruel
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 0:24, closed)
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