My sex misconceptions
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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She's a lucky lady...
There's not a lot of women who could put up with this much sheer man-tastic-ness!!
now excuse me, I have to give a foot massage, do the ironing, and dust the bookshelves (just right) otherwise my life isn't worth living...
*puts 'manly' apron on*
( , Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:41, 1 reply)
There's not a lot of women who could put up with this much sheer man-tastic-ness!!
now excuse me, I have to give a foot massage, do the ironing, and dust the bookshelves (just right) otherwise my life isn't worth living...
*puts 'manly' apron on*
( , Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:41, 1 reply)
Glad to hear that
she's trained you well you're a considerate 'new man'.
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