
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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I had my hospital bag all packed for a three day labour - books, lavender oil, snacks, DS, etc. Was convinced that since it was my first baby, I'd be there for days, if they admitted me at all.
First proper contraction about 11:30pm, in hospital for 12am, Eva born at 02:26am. Didn't have time between contractions to sip a drink. Now that's how it should be! It was proper ER-stylee.
( , Tue 30 Sep 2008, 20:22, Reply)
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