
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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but only because some idiot thought the myth was true and tried it, BUT, A) They must have a REALLY loose nipsy, and B) What else would it do up there except rip the guts apart with teeth and claws and then die? Therefore C) It's still a myth as it has never been a 'practice'.
You surely wouldn't try it twice!
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