My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Somewhat tenous, but on topic all the same.I thought grandparents never EVER had sex.
Until I went with gran to book a weekend bus trip one day.
The nice lady asked if they wanted seperate beds, and gran proudly proclaimed:
"Oh no dear, my Albert loves getting it on, especially on a bus trip".
Fuck knows who was more speechless, me or the poor lass on the counter.
I'm ashamed to say I was 20 when that happened. And we told that story at Gran's funeral!
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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 7:09,
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that story would have made me imagine a grandma saying "getting it on"if I wasn't already.
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