
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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I'm trying to think of the quote from my old english teacher a few years ago, in assembly.
"My wife will tell you that it was at this point, that she fell pregnant. I prefer the term 'was skilfully made pregnant'"
Funny guy.
( , Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:46, Reply)
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