My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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that's NOTHINGregular QOTW man about townwas expecting a baby. well, not himself obv, his lovely wife was.
i saw a facebook update saying 'xxx has gone into labour!' so being the concerned buddy i am , i rang him at 11pm to give a quick 'good luck buddeh' only to find out she was technically in labour, but not properly. she spent somethign ridiculous like 10 days in labour, then her waters broke, the about a day later she had the thing! sorry, the baby. and a lovely baby she is too. for a baby.
bit stary mind you... stary mary i call her :D
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