My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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jesus-h-fucking-bastard-christ-on-a-cunting-bike!Why can't I have friends like that?
*ponders*
before I get the mindbleach, is there ANY chance that two such foul discharges kind of 'cancelled themselves out' and actually tasted quite nice?
no?.......no?
just asking.
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:57,
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had I not seen the evidence slithering down her fannyI probably wouldn't have even realised. I was a bit drunk too. I sobered up pretty bloody quickly though
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chart cat has an itch, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:05,
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