My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Bloody hell!Pooflake. How could you "being yourself" have ever landed YOU a babe like Mrs Poo? For God's sake man, if that theory worked I'd be married to that blonde nymphomaniac brewery heiress that everyone's after!!
She knows about the - ahem - "inheritance" doesn't she!
Doesn't she?
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Shhhhhh about that....nah - I just keep her in a locked basement like Josef Fritzel, making sure she never discovers what real men look like ;)
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