My sex misconceptions
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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In my experience...
women over 30 settle into themselves and become far better in bed because of it. Women who've had kids are also great fun because they are generally less prudish...
Oh and the few 40+ women I slept with (hey, I had a MILF phase) were mindblowingly good and filthy as hell. I'd take a fit 40 year old over a 16-25 year old any day of the week, if I had to choose.
I lucked out, though - my missus is 28, but with a mind that out-filths mine... :-)
( , Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:59, Reply)
women over 30 settle into themselves and become far better in bed because of it. Women who've had kids are also great fun because they are generally less prudish...
Oh and the few 40+ women I slept with (hey, I had a MILF phase) were mindblowingly good and filthy as hell. I'd take a fit 40 year old over a 16-25 year old any day of the week, if I had to choose.
I lucked out, though - my missus is 28, but with a mind that out-filths mine... :-)
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