Biggest Sexual RegretOur glorious leader Rob asks: Most of us have done it, right? You've seen a grown lady/man naked, right? What's your biggest regret connected to The Acts of Venus? "Your Mum" does not an answer make, but big fat lies about threesomes are welcome.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 13:34)
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I only have one regret in lifeWhen first presented with the opportunity to have sex with a woman I must have looked a little nervous as the enthusiastic Scottish lass in question said:
'you can do me up the arse if you like'
I politely declined, and in doing so shunned the opportunity to have completed anal sex with a woman before vaginal sex with a woman thus denying myself an unusual sexual boast.
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WormuIus, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 13:54,
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I like use of the word "Completed".Makes it sound like a video game. You clearly know your audience.
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*Achievement unlocked 'Anal Sex'* *Achievement unlocked 'Lose virginity'*
In that order.
Mind blow.
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WormuIus, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 10:31,
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