A surprising amount.
Its purchase on my cock was aided greatly by the dozens of sweaty pubes that had creeped under the 'neck' during the night.

On reflection, 'full to bursting' is a bit of an exaggeration though.
( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 15:31, 1 reply)

I don't know why I asked.
I knew I wouldn't like the answer.

Grim tale, my friend. Grim tale.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 15:41, closed)

Cheers
The bit about this that makes me laugh is what happened after I found 'the horror'.
I somehow had to manoeuvre this wobbling beast off my dick without covering my hands in piss and spunk. And because I couldn't think straight, rather than doing this whilst still sat on the toilet, I awkwardly crab-scuttled to the bin in the corner and started gingerly unrolling it while making pathetic little ''ooooh nonoooo, ohhhh nonnoooooooonooooo" sounds. Then I had to hurry back to the toilet with it and up-end all the syrupy goodness into the bowl, thus ending up clutching the thing in my fist with blobs of her gut slime seeping between my fingers.
( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 15:51, closed)

It just gets better (or worse)!
Did you make her breakfast, or make a hasty exit?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 15:54, closed)

Ah dear, this is where it got a bit unpleasant.
I lurched out of the bathroom in complete fucking shock at what I'd just had to cope with, and she came out of the bedroom at the same time. I was clutching the railings at the top of the stairs and just muttered "I feel fucking awful."
She very haughtily snapped "Not HALF as bad as I feel," stormed past and locked herself in the bathroom. The girl whose house it was ended up going in there with a mate after about twenty minutes of very obvious crying.

It turns out she'd never had sex before, and very very VERY much regretted losing her virginity to a shitfaced idiot with a boil on his nose, who fell asleep on top of her immediately after ejaculating.

The whole episode was a real low point for all concerned.
( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 16:18, closed)

christ.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 16:29, closed)

I know.

( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 16:42, closed)