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Our glorious leader Rob asks: Most of us have done it, right? You've seen a grown lady/man naked, right? What's your biggest regret connected to The Acts of Venus? "Your Mum" does not an answer make, but big fat lies about threesomes are welcome.

(, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 13:34)
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<puts on serious hat>
it stands for 'And I Claim My Five Pounds' relating to people posting a QOTW answer and people guessing who they were referring to 'claim £5'. I would put an exmaple below but would only humiliate myself with a lack of ability to write a suitable bit
(, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 8:46, 2 replies)
I believe it actually relates
to a competition, details of which escape me.

Let's imagine it was run by a radio station, or something like that. They would send an employee out each day, and the audience would have some way to track down this employee. When they did, they would win £5.

They would be required to say 'You're [whoever], and I claim my £5'. Said employee would then hand over the crisp fiver.

Edit - it's explained properly on the link above. It was a newspaper.
(, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 9:42, closed)
This was a common phrase a LOOOOONNNNG time ago - like maybe the 1960s?
It probably only survives as a concept here in B3ta - the graveyard of memes.
(, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 10:40, closed)
Also plays a part in Brighton Rock
Kolly Kibber or something? You went up to him and said "Your Kolly Kibber and I claim my five pounds"
(, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 10:46, closed)
Viz
It was also run a lot in the Viz letters page, where the variation would be someone writing in and ending the letter (for whatever reason) with 'Do I win £5?'. Sort of like 'length?'..
(, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 11:30, closed)

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