Biggest Sexual RegretOur glorious leader Rob asks: Most of us have done it, right? You've seen a grown lady/man naked, right? What's your biggest regret connected to The Acts of Venus? "Your Mum" does not an answer make, but big fat lies about threesomes are welcome.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 13:34)
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I've mentioned this before, but you know that look girls give you when you're DEFINITELY getting laid?No, me neither. That's why I didn't lose my V-plates til I was nearly 19...
(, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 10:26, 6 replies)
You can normally smell it.Try clearing out your sinuses before you go out. And have a wash.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 10:42,
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That's the second time you've replied to one of my posts with a comment about personal hygiene, Dr SI have a bath every Friday, you know - whether I need it or not!
(, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:21, closed)
Pro Tip: Once they stuff the money in their bra, you're in.
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 10:43,
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*makes notes*(, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 11:14, closed)
*Gives notes*(, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 11:54, closed)
I know the look you mean.Their eyes roll back, and they kind of slump over.
You have to make sure they don't knock their wine glass over though, stains are the first thing forensics go for.
(, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 11:25, closed)
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