It's indirect
but I definitely regretted the effect it had on my view of the opposite sex.

Basically, if your mate introduces you to his friend who's a gynaecologist, under no circumstances should you ask him what his worst stories are. I couldn't look at vaginas the same way for a good few weeks...
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:12, 8 replies)

And by "the same way" you mean "kaolin glossed and with staples down the middle".

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:18, closed)

Is it wrong to glue staples to your lover's tummy before you get it on?

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:45, closed)

Yeah.
Why would you glue them when you can just staple them? You fucking idiot.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:47, closed)

This is it - you might as well stop posting, this one is your best ever

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:05, closed)

I think I peaked about six years ago
these are just timorous and sporadic aftershocks.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:57, closed)

Why are gynaecologists always male?
And why do they choose that line of work?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:03, closed)

They just get a taste for it I suppose...
(mr ruffles, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:45, closed)

I bet it changes their hole perspective on life.

( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Fri 9 Dec 2011, 17:04, closed)