Biggest Sexual RegretOur glorious leader Rob asks: Most of us have done it, right? You've seen a grown lady/man naked, right? What's your biggest regret connected to The Acts of Venus? "Your Mum" does not an answer make, but big fat lies about threesomes are welcome.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 13:34)
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Subconscious desire to be caught, much?I mean, I've dun stuff on a video camera -- who hasn't? But the rest of us erase the tape afterwards. Sheesh!
(Still, you're probably the only person in history to get aroused when Dad's Army comes on, so kudos for that.)
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Any man who doesn't think of John Le Mesurier at the moment of climaxis clearly a homosexual.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:43,
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I was always more a Private Sponge manI get the feeling he'd be grateful. Le Mesurier would be too demanding in the sack and then leave as soon as he’d got what he wanted.
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:51,
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"Private Sponge" always made me thing of a very "specialist" magazine...(, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:57, closed)
No. I’m just a fucking idiot. The very first time a bough an eighth I a woke up the next morning to my mum calling up the stairs, “What’s this I’ve found on the kitchen table?”
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:47,
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HahahahaThe original story had me biting back the office lols, this has just tipped me over the edge :D
Both of these are exactly the sort of thing I'd do too, I'm partly laughing out of sympathy
*clicks*
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