And when I opened my eyes, my mum was standing behind me with Hartley the Hare.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:29, 3 replies)

Sadtimes :(

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:36, closed)

Oh Dr S and Am Baj,
you two seem to be the Morecambe and Wise of Beeta. today. Despite the fuck-shuddering awfulness of the posts, it's like you feel the need to out-shite them. Yes, out-shite; like out-shine but with extra...well nothing.
Bejabus AB, I am usually in utter agreement with your acid-drop comments but please give it a a rest me old fruit.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 2:18, closed)

Welcome to the /talk invasion.
Ignore them or play with them how you wish.
But whatever you do don't let them get wet or feed them after midnight.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 10 Dec 2011, 5:36, closed)

NO-ONE SHOULD TAKE THE PISS ON A COMEDY WEBSITE BASED ON IRREVERENT HUMOUR

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 18:10, closed)

Yes they should.
And for the most part it's done well here. It's just a bit yawnworthy to see the same "Liar/paedo/boring" comment thrown at too many posts. I know you have your reputation to uphold, and that archive, which does contain some bloody gems. I dunno, it's like trolling, yet it isn't. Oh fuck it, as you were.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 20:00, closed)

If anyone's a troll here, it's you.
Only a troll could stomp around with such a huffy, reactionary attitude and make personal attacks on other users.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 22:42, closed)

I expect those two big boys can look after themselves
it's not like they don't dish it out with high fibre regularity themselves. Still your well meant defense is admirable I'm sure.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 3:02, closed)

Despite the fuck-shuddering awfulness of the posts
you've replied twice. Good show, Captain Important.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 11:43, closed)

Haha
touché. Only bloody twice though.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 16:09, closed)

I am all for
recycling. So I want to dry hump this post.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 2:21, closed)

i thought the holocaust was a stephen king novel?
certainly had all his hall marks
starts of with a good plot ? check
believable characters? check
good settings and build up ? check
typical shit ending that leaves you wanting throw it in an oven some where? check
massive feelings of why the fuck did i read that? check
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 10:45, closed)

This should have won last week's conspiracy theory question.
Or sutin.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 12:22, closed)