Biggest Sexual RegretOur glorious leader Rob asks: Most of us have done it, right? You've seen a grown lady/man naked, right? What's your biggest regret connected to The Acts of Venus? "Your Mum" does not an answer make, but big fat lies about threesomes are welcome.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 13:34)
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buggering about with a video cameratore my banjo string. unable to perform without pain for weeks. withdrawal of great sex threw into sharp relief that it was the ONLY good thing about our relationship.
Months of bitter recrimination. Lifelong hatred.
Dont film yourself kids, it isnt worth it.
(, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 10:26, 6 replies)
maybe you should re phrase that last line (
fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 10:39,
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hmm, yes.
(, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 10:40, closed)
Why were you fucking a video camera?Those things have sharp bits.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 11:01,
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Perhapsyou should have signed a film contract like George Formby. He always looked jolly happy.
(, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 11:14, closed)
I fail to see how the camera had anything to do with you being a clumsy fuck.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 21:57,
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