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Our glorious leader Rob asks: Most of us have done it, right? You've seen a grown lady/man naked, right? What's your biggest regret connected to The Acts of Venus? "Your Mum" does not an answer make, but big fat lies about threesomes are welcome.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 13:34)
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There is a really funny little trick
which you can do, but you need to be discreet.

When you're going down on a girl, you can shove rashers of bacon up her minge, without her noticing.

I managed nearly 2 packs of unsmoked streaky one time. She just thought I was fingering her.
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(I helped save b3ta! gone, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 12:03, closed)
But you have to take them out of the packaging first,
right?
(Smale is stuffed, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 12:09, closed)
For most girls, yes.
Also, rindless is better.
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Then pop her in the over, at 180
for how long?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 13:17, closed)
Well, I'd say
half an hour at least. Gives you time to get out of shooting range.
(username failed moderation, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 14:13, closed)

go down on a pig instead
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 15:44, closed)

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