This is so romantic.
I might throw up.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 17:32, 2 replies)

I'll wipe your lips with this duster if you like.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 18:01, closed)

AWWwww shambo you old romantic dog you
you can be so tender when you want to be
*coy flushes*
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 21:23, closed)

I'm totally channelling Casanova here.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:40, closed)

Part deux
Romantic? There's a sequel to this event where Rachael came over to my parents' house a week or two later (I have no idea whether I was off or on with Emma at that time), and after a bit of gropery, I decided I'd be kinky / romantic & we'd have a hot and steamy bath together. Just like in the sexy movies. I was sure this would end up with sex, which we'd not partaken in yet.

Unfortunately, it was about 2pm on a weekday, and having got her naked and up for the bubbly bath idea, the hot water heating had been off for a few hours and the half-filled bath was now only filling with cold. And the bubble bath didn't bubble impressively. And the shitty ivory coloured bathroom suite can't have been a turn on. She valiantly got in the Luke-warm bath, I got in & discovered that you can't really squeeze 2 people in a bath, and if you do, it's hard to get any action going, and it was all a bit lame.

We got out, shivered, got dry & dressed again, and watched TV. My mum later got home from work and asked why there was no hot water..
(harrypitta friends with the chilli saucerer, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 23:16, closed)

Ha ha
Brilliant. English middle class porn.
(Smale is stuffed, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 3:55, closed)

Why didn't you post this instead of the original... it would have won hands down

( lucosade is counting down the minutes until, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 17:46, closed)