It took me three decades to realize...
...that my ideal woman was a lesbian.

Not anything mundane like being into the het-porn idea of a lesbian, but just incidentally lesbian. With interests, physical characteristics, and demeanor which I had somehow lived an embarrassing percentage of my sexually active life without noticing were stereotypically lesbian.

Apart from getting shot down more than should be reasonable, it can do a number on your head when a significant number of your significant partners finish off by swearing off men altogether.
(Larry_Mudd, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 5:09, 4 replies)

I can
totally relate to this :(
(Buftoon posted this on, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 9:36, closed)

Have you considered cutting off your penis?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:35, closed)

so your story is
you turn women into Lesbians?
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 16:02, closed)

Why not try and seduce a lesbian?
I've seduced gay men.
(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 9:40, closed)