Biggest Sexual RegretOur glorious leader Rob asks: Most of us have done it, right? You've seen a grown lady/man naked, right? What's your biggest regret connected to The Acts of Venus? "Your Mum" does not an answer make, but big fat lies about threesomes are welcome.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 13:34)
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Car sex.Utterly overrated.
Got an aerial stuck up my bum and petrol all over my willy. Never again.
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the pink chicken sniffer sniffs pink chickens., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 17:43,
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A welcome return of ...... the classic 70s "I had sex with a Princess once" gag.
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calgacus Non sum qualis eram bonae sub regno Cynarae, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 18:09,
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I think "welcome"is an exaggeration. It's a return.
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the pink chicken sniffer sniffs pink chickens., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 19:51,
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Not to mention the risk of picking up a van aerial disease(
Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 20:13,
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Sadly, some think that's a risk worth taking - it just gives them the horn..
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Only if you clutch too tightly(, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 2:33, closed)
I'm going to give you the credit you deserve for this oneLol
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To protect yourself from petrol stains, make sureto wear protective lingerie.
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Try fucking someonein the car next time.
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