Biggest Sexual Regret
Our glorious leader Rob asks: Most of us have done it, right? You've seen a grown lady/man naked, right? What's your biggest regret connected to The Acts of Venus? "Your Mum" does not an answer make, but big fat lies about threesomes are welcome.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 13:34)
And was s/he a bit short with you in return?
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zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 14:57,
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hohoho
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TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 15:08,
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I think you mean
Hihohiho
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 15:10,
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You're thinking of the Green Giant.
He had gigantism and nausea, not dwarfism.
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Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 15:31,
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actually, in the land of the giants
he was dwarf. they don't tell you that in the advert.
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TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 15:41,
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He was actually a giant leprechaun.
You terrible racist.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 16:01,
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He was actually a lepercorn,
and what you thought were sweetcorn kernels were actually face boils.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 14 Dec 2011, 16:08,
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