Video GaGa
Not me but my best friend at the time... 100% true as I saw the whole thing on videotape...anyways

It was his 18th birthday and he decided to throw a shindig at his place. The place was packed and everyone was drinking merrily. About 15 of us were stuffed into his bedroom and listening to tunes on his computer when these two ladies of the "hawt" variety come in all a-giggly and start trying to find his porn folder on his computer. My mate sees this, promptly deletes the folder, quick as a flash hands them his video camera he got for his birthday and says "if ya want porno, you can make your own". The girls dont miss a beat and say that if he gets a fiver from everyone in the party they will do it.

Quick survey of the room reveals that while people would certainly like to see this played out, people were unwilling to part with their cash. My mate offers them 600 mushrooms (twas just after a bumper harvest) and they agree. He leads them into his mums bedroom and locks the door behind them.

We were gobsmacked. They were in there for two or three hours and only came out after they were interrupted by people needing their coats from the bedroom. The girls quickly make an exit and my friend comes right into us in the bedroom with a big smile on his face, plugs in the camera and laughs manically.

The girls had had a full on lesbionic fetish session. They were HOT. But they had firced him to turn off the lights, thinking it would be their dirty little secret. Nope. Fecking camera had night vision mode or whatever and got EVERYTHING. EVERYTHING. Full on close ups, wide angle shots. You could almost see their cervices. And it went on. and on. and on.

Skip to the end of the tape and the girls giggle and invite him to join in and recieve the most coveted title a man can get - consentual threesome with two hot girls. He whips off his trousers and BANG BANG BANG BANG on the door. Two girls outside who aren't impressed with this going on want their coats so they can leave. He tells em to fuck off nicely. BANG BANG BANG BANG. WE WANT OUR COATS. Mate tries to salvage the situation and get coats out quickly but the lovely ladies were now skittish and promptly got dressed and scarpered. He was gutted.

We were still in school at the time and so were the ladies (different school). For months people that he didn't know were calling to his house asking to see the tape. Damn near every boy in their year saw it. The girls found out and made him burn the tape. A sad day.

Funny thing for me was that I went ot primary school with one of the lasses and always remembered her drawing pictures of bowser and stuff, next time i see her she is knee deep in her friends clunge.

TL;DR: Videotaped super girl on girl action, got invited to join in then got shut down just on the precipice of joy.
(a Granny My goal in life is to make Fritzl a verb, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 20:22, 8 replies)

EVERY WORD OF THIS IS TRUE AND THOSE WORDS ARE ARRANGED IN A WAY THAT WOULD HAVE MADE SAMUEL CLEMENS EAT HIS PEN WITH ENVY

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 20:29, closed)

LOL

( girlinthehole, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 20:41, closed)

I like this,
but I also like infra-red lesbians.
Which is better?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 22:03, closed)

If they'd actually glowed in the dark then it would have been no contest.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 8:00, closed)

These radioactive lesbians
WILL DESTROY US ALL.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 8:48, closed)

GOD I HOPE SO

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 8:50, closed)

You are either Damon Beesley or Iain Morris.
AICM$5NP
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 14 Dec 2011, 21:44, closed)

Kylie sucked me off last night and Princess Middleton licked me clean.
Naturally.
( P-MONKE We're all fucked, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 1:36, closed)