ShameSome people get off on the exhibitionism, but this was pure lust. I'm not proud, but I did once have sex on Portsmouth beach at 2am in the fog. I got a nasty cold, shingle _everywhere_ and have never, ever gone back to Portsmouth. The shame.
There are things you boast about, and then there's Portsmouth beach... what are you ashamed of having done?
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chthonic, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:16)
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Dead FatherOne day in high school, my photography teacher was having a bad day, as her father had just died. Not knowing this, I proceeded to pull one of my hilarious pranks by gluing a film canister upside down to the ceiling with a sign on a string dangling down which read, rather conspicuously, "pull me."
She did, and immediately received a lovely shower of glitter and photo chemicals. Stank for weeks.
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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 19:03,
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