ShameSome people get off on the exhibitionism, but this was pure lust. I'm not proud, but I did once have sex on Portsmouth beach at 2am in the fog. I got a nasty cold, shingle _everywhere_ and have never, ever gone back to Portsmouth. The shame.
There are things you boast about, and then there's Portsmouth beach... what are you ashamed of having done?
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chthonic, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:16)
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HiMy real name is Mark Clare and I am MD of Birtish Gas. I get people to pay me every month to provide them with heat. When it doesnt work I get my engineers to make appointments that they dont turn up for. If they do turn up I get them to make a shoddy repair that lasts barely a day, leaving my paying customer without heat for weeks on end.
Every night i go home to my large mansion, sit by the roaring fire my butler has lit and smile a wry smile while thinking about all those cold, poor suckers that pay my wages.
Then i put on womens tights smear myself with peanut butter (crunchy) and allow my pet lemur to lick me clean.Its a shame I dont earn more for this.
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BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 20:02,
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