ShameSome people get off on the exhibitionism, but this was pure lust. I'm not proud, but I did once have sex on Portsmouth beach at 2am in the fog. I got a nasty cold, shingle _everywhere_ and have never, ever gone back to Portsmouth. The shame.
There are things you boast about, and then there's Portsmouth beach... what are you ashamed of having done?
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chthonic, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:16)
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Let's play opposites...Back when I was 7 or some ridiculously young age, we learnt about 'diseases' in school. I was fascinated to learn that the brown sludgy poo I sometimes got was called 'diarrhoea' and was a disease. I was even more chuffed that I could spell it.
A few days later in class, we were on a similar topic. Teacher asks for examples. Full of pride, I completely skip the prep school protocol of putting one's hand up, and blurt out 'diarrhoea' very loudly.
'Very good, Sam', replies the teacher, 'but I asked for examples of medicines.'
I wanted to be swallowed into the floor.
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