ShameSome people get off on the exhibitionism, but this was pure lust. I'm not proud, but I did once have sex on Portsmouth beach at 2am in the fog. I got a nasty cold, shingle _everywhere_ and have never, ever gone back to Portsmouth. The shame.
There are things you boast about, and then there's Portsmouth beach... what are you ashamed of having done?
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chthonic, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:16)
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Letting rip - royally.Skip a couple of years - I'm now 9 years old. I can feel a fart coming, so I decide to let it go quietly. Being young and inexperienced in such matters, I lost control and let rip very loudly (and by the law of Sod, it had to be in a quiet moment in the class). The whole class laughed and I, for want of a better option, joined in.
The teacher's reaction, though, was classic. Either she felt a need to bring the class under control, or thought that they were being too harsh to me (though I didn't give a damn).
'Quiet everyone,' quoth she, 'calm down, it's no big deal; even the Queen does that sometimes.'
If she was trying to calm the class down, she failed.
(, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 20:20, Reply)
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