
Some people get off on the exhibitionism, but this was pure lust. I'm not proud, but I did once have sex on Portsmouth beach at 2am in the fog. I got a nasty cold, shingle _everywhere_ and have never, ever gone back to Portsmouth. The shame.
There are things you boast about, and then there's Portsmouth beach... what are you ashamed of having done?
( , Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:16)
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Two years ago I told the local council, as I pretended to be my now ex-wife, that I was dead after they sent me threatening letters regarding council tax & lack of payment thereof. Silly cunts still haven't had a penny off me after apologising. Oh, hang on, I don't feel guilty, does that count?
( , Thu 24 Nov 2005, 22:24, Reply)
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