Some people get off on the exhibitionism, but this was pure lust. I'm not proud, but I did once have sex on Portsmouth beach at 2am in the fog. I got a nasty cold, shingle _everywhere_ and have never, ever gone back to Portsmouth. The shame.
There are things you boast about, and then there's Portsmouth beach... what are you ashamed of having done?
(, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:16)
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Two years ago I told the local council, as I pretended to be my now ex-wife, that I was dead after they sent me threatening letters regarding council tax & lack of payment thereof. Silly cunts still haven't had a penny off me after apologising. Oh, hang on, I don't feel guilty, does that count?
(, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 22:24, Reply)
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