ShameSome people get off on the exhibitionism, but this was pure lust. I'm not proud, but I did once have sex on Portsmouth beach at 2am in the fog. I got a nasty cold, shingle _everywhere_ and have never, ever gone back to Portsmouth. The shame.
There are things you boast about, and then there's Portsmouth beach... what are you ashamed of having done?
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chthonic, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:16)
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Oh physical education, how I loathe theeBack far beyond the mists of time, when I was but an angelic young mite, my innocent virgin mind yet to be spoiled by the corruption of a harsh and bitter world, there existed such a thing as "Gym class". This travesty alone was near unbearable in its repungance, yet paled in comparison to the consecutive abomination: the dreaded Communal Shower.
One particular encounter with this despicable beast will remain forever etched into my mind, a constant and degrading reminder of my pathetic failure as a man. Upon entering the aforementioned showers, what with the combination of bitterly cold water and the humiliating experience of complete and utter nakedness in the prescence of my many prepubescent peers, my already inconsequential penis was swiftly diminished to miniscule proportions.
Unfortunately for my rapidly-dwindling ego, a certain fellow urchin happened to observe this spectacular feat of biological engineering, and proceeded to remark the deplorable fact to his colleagues with several ear-piercing yet well-recieved screeches, only outdone in volume by the ensuing raucous howls of my savagely gleeful companions.
I was henceforth known only as "Shrivel".
(, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 23:31, Reply)
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