ShameSome people get off on the exhibitionism, but this was pure lust. I'm not proud, but I did once have sex on Portsmouth beach at 2am in the fog. I got a nasty cold, shingle _everywhere_ and have never, ever gone back to Portsmouth. The shame.
There are things you boast about, and then there's Portsmouth beach... what are you ashamed of having done?
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chthonic, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:16)
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The common misconceptions of a 8 year old and urinals...To this day i cannot piss in a urinal where there are other people present. Fact.
This is most probably due to the fact that when i was a poor, 'unwise in the ways of the world' 8 year old and had just started at a new school. One day came when i needed to take a piss during the school day, and enterting the boys toilets i found a urinal. ...Seeing as most houses dont tend to have these stand up urinal's iwas unfamiliar with their use. So much to my fellow classmates horror i stood proudly infront of the metal piss collector and dropped my trousers.....fully to the floor.
My lily white boyish bottom displayed for all to see, and anyone brave enough to look also found the addition of a proud smile on my face as i pissed practically all over my trousers by my feet.
someone explained to me that this was not the common practice afterwards, but of course, this was too late. The laughter that followed this event didnt stop for days, and to this day one of my friends from the time still mocks me every time i dissapear into a cubicle to take a whizz. "Remeber to pull them up when your done..." ....bastards.
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