ShameSome people get off on the exhibitionism, but this was pure lust. I'm not proud, but I did once have sex on Portsmouth beach at 2am in the fog. I got a nasty cold, shingle _everywhere_ and have never, ever gone back to Portsmouth. The shame.
There are things you boast about, and then there's Portsmouth beach... what are you ashamed of having done?
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chthonic, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:16)
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oooh..just remembered one
fit girl i was flirting with a little at work - i'd seen her around before, but this was my first time chatting.. after a few mins of smalltalk, i come out with the enduring 'you've got ink on your lip' for her to reply 'erm.. no.. its a birthmark'.. she was fine about it, but dear god...
the worst thing was, i felt so bad i half-avoided her (ie didnt delibrately walk the long way round to bump into her) cos i was too embarassed. which probably didnt help..
(, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 23:50, Reply)
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