ShameSome people get off on the exhibitionism, but this was pure lust. I'm not proud, but I did once have sex on Portsmouth beach at 2am in the fog. I got a nasty cold, shingle _everywhere_ and have never, ever gone back to Portsmouth. The shame.
There are things you boast about, and then there's Portsmouth beach... what are you ashamed of having done?
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chthonic, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:16)
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Last saturday,I accompanied my girlfriend to a house party. Since I was due to arrive more than fashionably late, I decided that it would be a good idea to drink 5 cans of strongbow on the way.
I then proceeded to drink constantly while there, deteriorating from just about managing to regail groups of strangers with witty anecdotes to stomping around shouting (coherently) at groups of strangers, to becoming rather paralytic by the time I left.
After helping my girlfriend out of her clothing ("wow, you're a young lady all the way down"), I remember nothing until waking up in her bed with aforementioned young lady not present, and a king's ransom in chunky vomit in her place.
"She must have thrown up and gone somewhere,"
my still-mangled brain muttered to me as I fled the stench to sleep it off in my own room.
It wasn't until a few hours later that I sat up in bed and shouted
"HOLY FUCK, I THREW UP ALL OVER MY GIRLFRIEND!!!"
and continued to sleep it off.
The shame.
Some people find the length charming.
(, Fri 25 Nov 2005, 2:00, Reply)
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