Shame
Some people get off on the exhibitionism, but this was pure lust. I'm not proud, but I did once have sex on Portsmouth beach at 2am in the fog. I got a nasty cold, shingle _everywhere_ and have never, ever gone back to Portsmouth. The shame.
There are things you boast about, and then there's Portsmouth beach... what are you ashamed of having done?
( , Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:16)
Some people get off on the exhibitionism, but this was pure lust. I'm not proud, but I did once have sex on Portsmouth beach at 2am in the fog. I got a nasty cold, shingle _everywhere_ and have never, ever gone back to Portsmouth. The shame.
There are things you boast about, and then there's Portsmouth beach... what are you ashamed of having done?
( , Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:16)
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Hmm.
I had it bad for this girl in school once, like... obsessed.
Anyhoo, turns out she likes me too, so I'm spying a decent opportunity to fuck off the V plates. Several weeks of flirting and awkwardness ensued.
Sitting in Maths class, she's two seats away with her best mate, and I see her folder has "I LOVE A..." Couldnt see the rest, but my name being Adam - who else could it be... right?
"I can see whats on your folder" i say.
"What?" she replies.
"I love Adam...?"
"Nah, that's I love Andy."
How I longed for a large hole underneath me. It never came.
( , Fri 25 Nov 2005, 10:01, Reply)
I had it bad for this girl in school once, like... obsessed.
Anyhoo, turns out she likes me too, so I'm spying a decent opportunity to fuck off the V plates. Several weeks of flirting and awkwardness ensued.
Sitting in Maths class, she's two seats away with her best mate, and I see her folder has "I LOVE A..." Couldnt see the rest, but my name being Adam - who else could it be... right?
"I can see whats on your folder" i say.
"What?" she replies.
"I love Adam...?"
"Nah, that's I love Andy."
How I longed for a large hole underneath me. It never came.
( , Fri 25 Nov 2005, 10:01, Reply)
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