ShameSome people get off on the exhibitionism, but this was pure lust. I'm not proud, but I did once have sex on Portsmouth beach at 2am in the fog. I got a nasty cold, shingle _everywhere_ and have never, ever gone back to Portsmouth. The shame.
There are things you boast about, and then there's Portsmouth beach... what are you ashamed of having done?
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chthonic, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:16)
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ok, that felt pretty good.so here's another. one summer, while working the kitchen of a certain chav ridden bar in brighton's lovely west street, I went out after doing an afternoon shift and got fucked up on tequila. then went back to the bar I was working in. managed to offend everyone in there, offer two of the barmaids a threesome, nick loads of booze from the upstairs bar (even though i knew there was a camera there) throw up in the laundry basket in the staff room. It's the only time i've ever been banned from entering my work place, but somehow kept my job!
hey this is fun! who needs therapy.
(, Fri 25 Nov 2005, 10:39, Reply)
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