ShameSome people get off on the exhibitionism, but this was pure lust. I'm not proud, but I did once have sex on Portsmouth beach at 2am in the fog. I got a nasty cold, shingle _everywhere_ and have never, ever gone back to Portsmouth. The shame.
There are things you boast about, and then there's Portsmouth beach... what are you ashamed of having done?
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chthonic, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:16)
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oh the terrible shame1. Sleeping with my best mates girlfriend, 20 minutes after he'd called to ay they'd split up. He came round and caught us in the act.
2. Throwing up a bottle of red wine all over another mates white carpet and brand new white leather sofa.
3. Finding out that the girl I got off with in the local pub was 15.
4. Being photographed kissing a comlete munter.
5. Getting pissed at a friends wedding and telling his family what a ginger minger she was
6. Falling asleep on the toilet on the train, only to be woken by 2 policewomen to find that I still had my trousers round my ankles.
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The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Fri 25 Nov 2005, 10:40,
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