ShameSome people get off on the exhibitionism, but this was pure lust. I'm not proud, but I did once have sex on Portsmouth beach at 2am in the fog. I got a nasty cold, shingle _everywhere_ and have never, ever gone back to Portsmouth. The shame.
There are things you boast about, and then there's Portsmouth beach... what are you ashamed of having done?
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chthonic, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:16)
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Shameful things, in increasing order of shamefulness:i) Losing my virginity in a field outside Grantham. Shame? Useful opportunism? Frostbite? Not sure about this one.
ii) At school, hitting someone over the head with a pool cue because the insufferable little scrote had just beaten me.
iii) The incessant, irredeemable crapness of my posts on the QOTW board.
(, Fri 25 Nov 2005, 11:43, Reply)
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