ShameSome people get off on the exhibitionism, but this was pure lust. I'm not proud, but I did once have sex on Portsmouth beach at 2am in the fog. I got a nasty cold, shingle _everywhere_ and have never, ever gone back to Portsmouth. The shame.
There are things you boast about, and then there's Portsmouth beach... what are you ashamed of having done?
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chthonic, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:16)
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Thumbs UpOnce on a work bash I learnt a lesson about drunken memory loss when some twat from Sales started shouting at me about some perceived insult and I simply had no clue what he was talking about.
I found out later that "it" had happened only minutes before the shouting match. What I do remember is thinking he was homophobic and trying to wind him up somewhat with tales of bloke-kissing (despite my being straight). What I *don't* remember is, in an apparent further wind-up attempt, trying to stick my thumb up his arse.
I wasn't with the company much longer after that. To this day I find it odd that I have a clear recollection of him being pissed at me, but even at that point my memory of the event itself had already disappeared.
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wangmaster2000, Fri 25 Nov 2005, 11:52,
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