ShameSome people get off on the exhibitionism, but this was pure lust. I'm not proud, but I did once have sex on Portsmouth beach at 2am in the fog. I got a nasty cold, shingle _everywhere_ and have never, ever gone back to Portsmouth. The shame.
There are things you boast about, and then there's Portsmouth beach... what are you ashamed of having done?
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chthonic, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:16)
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Girls and pooI was at uni and inexplicably really fancied this rather average-looking, somewhat self-obsessed bird. She was having a party at her flat, so I went along..... turning up unfashionably early, and got mildly drunk. I noticed several of her (much prettier) friends had also arrived.
It was then that I realised that I badly needed a shit, so I toddled off to the bog and started crimping one out. It was a tough, smelly fucker, and I sat there on the throne moaning gently and squeezing the vile substance out.
Something caught my eye, so I turned to my right to see two of her best friends standing there, eyes agog, gagging on my faecal aroma.
I hadn't locked the door. Oooooh, the shame.
(, Fri 25 Nov 2005, 14:54, Reply)
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