ShameSome people get off on the exhibitionism, but this was pure lust. I'm not proud, but I did once have sex on Portsmouth beach at 2am in the fog. I got a nasty cold, shingle _everywhere_ and have never, ever gone back to Portsmouth. The shame.
There are things you boast about, and then there's Portsmouth beach... what are you ashamed of having done?
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chthonic, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:16)
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My shame has been on display for yearsIn no particular order:
- Once when going down on a girlfriend I had my arse sticking right up in the air and just as she was about to orgasm I let out the loudest, stinkiest fart ever. Immediate end to any possible sex
- Same girlfriend, different time, was enjoying a 69 when all of a sudden she stops what she's doing and announces "You've got a massive winnit caught in your arse hair"... Massive amounts of shame
- In school I carried around a cut out of a page 3 girl who I thought looked like my form teacher. I wrote her name on the top and used to stare it with young wide eyes, till the day she took it off me and went bright red when she saw her name at the top.
- Last Sunday I went Ice Skating with mates, started showing off and tried to pull off a hockey stop. Fucked up, crashed into a tiny little girl and fell on my face. Looked up and realised I'd done it in front of the fittest girl ever. Triple shame.
- After a night out on x a few week ago was totally wrecked and discovered by my mates in their bathroom having a nice bubble bath in all my clothes drinking fosters.
- My greatest wanking disaster (see 2nd story from the top of the wanking stories question of the week)
- Got caught by one of my mates standing in front of the kitchen window staring at my reflection, flexing my muscles and chanting I am the Son of Kong. I have no idea why I did that.
- Got busted beating one out over myfriendshotmom.com the other day by my visiting mum
- Got thrown of the bus home after a heavy night out for asking an old woman if she had ever wanked off a goose
The shame goes on and on. However, after reading the worlds sickest joke qotw I told my mate the joke about the bloke who claims he could have any woman in the bar because he's a rapist. He thought it was the best joke ever and told it too loads of people. One night after a night out he went to a mates house party, after double dropping he trotted that joke out in front of a room full of people he didn't know. As he gave the punchline the room went deathly quiet. He skitzed right out and went outside for a fag, after a few mins his mate joined him and quickly informed him that his flatmate had been raped in Greece the last summer and she had run upstairs crying!!!
Hahahahaha the shame! Brilliant!
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