ShameSome people get off on the exhibitionism, but this was pure lust. I'm not proud, but I did once have sex on Portsmouth beach at 2am in the fog. I got a nasty cold, shingle _everywhere_ and have never, ever gone back to Portsmouth. The shame.
There are things you boast about, and then there's Portsmouth beach... what are you ashamed of having done?
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chthonic, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:16)
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On The PissIn Newcastle, decides to jump a cab and head down to the coast to a nightclub. We'd had a couple of spliffs while waiting from the cab and were feeling well mellow.
Cab is speeding down the motorway about 90 miles an hours, radio is bellowing out tunes when all of a sudden one of my mates in the front seat yells:
"STOP!!! STOP THE CAR!! NOW! PULL OVER!! STOPPPPPPP!!!!"
The taxi-driver, thinking something dreadful had happend - perhaps someone was having a heart attack, swerves the car across three lanes of traffic and screeches to a halt on the hard shoulder.
Mate jumps out of the car onto the hard shoulder and starts dancing.
"I fucking LOVE this record" he croons
I curled up into a ball and wanted to die.....
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 25 Nov 2005, 15:15,
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