Shame- my first Xmas do in my job
Im sure i have many but have blocked them from memory... apart from this one.

Im a Trainee Lawyer but dont let that put you off, im quite nice really. Anyhoo i started at my firm last Aug with another girl. Xmas was approaching and we were talking bout the fabled Xmas do (our company has legendary nights out).

Anyway we decide to have drinking competition at this do- its a free bar on the Partners. The day of the do comes round and we leave work at 12 and get to the posh golf club that we have the do at every year.

Me and other Trainee begin this 'competition' (note the inverted commas) and we decide to drink vodka. Im also on beer and wine and she 'kindly' (again note commas) offers to keep gettin the shots in- fine i say gettin merrily hammered. It turns out later that she was one water and i was on Vodka. Hence the fact i was utterly utterly drunk by um 1.30 PM! I carried on however and was now on more beer and wine.

Now here is the shame bit (as if the above wasnt bad enuf being in the job only 3 months and half the ppl not knowing who the hell i was!) In said posh golf club that we go to every year and the Partners all know the committee etc etc is the Captains chair and Captains bell with a sign, the gist of which was -ONLY TO BE SAT IN/RUNG BY THE CAPTAIN.
Being that drunk i decided that i was the captain and that i would announce this by shouting and ringing the bell to the whole room of bout 100 ppl= head Partners the lot.

Oh. Dear.

Fortunately i didnt get fired and have not had any shit form it- but still- muchos shame on me. Especailly in front of the 90 odd year old very frail only survivng family member of the family who founded the firm in 1791. CuntyMcBollocks.

I then was taken home at 5pm, passed out at friends, puked much bile, (alledgedly broke mates sink but wil deny this to my dying day!) went out with friends as planned spent the whole night drinkin water and was still pissed at 2 when i got in.

This year am gettin my own drinks! Fucking women.

Oh yes and another highlight of that do was me saying to my bosses cute secretary (i was 22 and shes 34, married with 12 year old) 'Never mind X, if you werent married id love to fuck you'

Sigh- she did fancy me tho but it was the ppl who heard that makes it shameful
(Keyser Soze, Fri 25 Nov 2005, 17:09, Reply)